Wanted: The Seven Deadly Sinners

         The seven enhanced subjects of classified government project USS7– code named the Seven Deadly Sinners – have escaped facilities and are highly dangerous fugitives of the United Federation of American Nations.  Although the specifics of their conditions are unknown, it is vital that the UFAN public is made aware of this thirtieth century threat.  All records of the projects’ progress were wiped during the advent of their escape, but we do have these rudimentary paintings of the intended super-soldiers with one informant’s character descriptions.  If you have any additional information concerning the descriptions or whereabouts of the following criminals, please alert your telepathic helpline.

                                                                              K. M. Wild

Tony:

His entire body is multi-jointed and the skin is flexible as a rubber band.  Bullets bounce off him without a scratch, for his suppressed nervous system allows him to feel very little.  His digestive system works just fine, however, and his love of food keeps the flexible skin on his stomach in a constant state of expansion.

V:

She is cursed with a naturally hideous complexion and blessed with the ability to steal any other person’s strengths – physical, mental, or psychological - with a touch of her bulbous fingers.  She therefore is constantly changing her outward appearance.  The only recognizable trait that remains constant is her fingertips.  The other Sinners seem to despise her and keep their distance because her power could prove stronger than all the others combined.  Especially if they were all combined.

Lusty:

He releases extremely strong pheromones that attract all people to his service like a queen bee.  He could use his power to collect armies at a moment’s notice, but most of the time, he collects armies of women and their services do not usually involve weaponry.

Angie:

Her fury is contagious, as are all of her other emotions, with just a single look from her eyes, which change color like a mood ring.  Her eyes are almost always red though because Angie is always angry. 

Ri:

He has impenetrable organs due to the high density of metal in his body that acts like a bulletproof vest beneath his skin. His skin has a rapid regeneration rate that is his favorite party trick.  Believe me, you’d much rather party with this guy than fight him, because nothing can stop Ri short of an enormous magnet.

Gigi:

She has the ability to replicate anything she wishes.  Whenever she gets it into her head that she wants something, her thick golden waves of hair balloon out to a bubble containing the item or items that she alone can pluck out (with perfectly manicured fingernails).  Her desires can contain anything from a weaponized tanker to a diamond-studded tiara (though she has a particular fetish for accessorizing her robotic dog).

Lo-Lo:

His name is appropriate to his height, but his power is nothing small.  When his need is great enough, he can slow down time around him almost as far as to pause it.  He can then weave between crowds of people as visible as a zephyr of wind.  He cannot rewind, fast-forward, or stop time completely however, and his power is not always predictable because of its reliance on Lo-Lo’s emotional flux.

Tony:

V:

Lusty:

Angie:

Ri:

Gigi:

Lo-Lo: